To get slapped.

Yeah, yeah you didn't feel emotion until we beat it into you, how sad. We get it Algalon, daddy didn't give attention and the fact that you were a constellation that mommy couldn't wear doesn't give you the right to blow up Azeroth (maybe the Barrens <.<)

We have had FAR too much emo lately, just saying. I'd invite you into the guild, but you'd be STFUed longer then Mem so maybe it wouldn't work out after all, just drop your shit and go home (until next week).

Did I mention we one shot it, yey us we can not stand in stuff (mostly, look at you denying us Herald mage :p)

Also congrats to us for all killing him in 10s for the first time in the same week, did I mention we were pro? We in fact sell our proness as a secret sauce, all proceeds cover counseling for all of our raid members shell shocked by another Blade Flurry uptime discussion by Teal before, during and throughout the evening. That and the ramifications of my twins excursions... what its worth it.



And finally

So this is a really late update, partially because bleh Val'kyr Twins sucked, not in that hot asian twins who despite receiving the clap I would gladly get thrown out of Bangkok for (again). <3 Khae and Khuna.

No no, these ho's are seriously boring for everyone but Fatty. He is all about balls on his big bear chin ... to each his own, eh?

The lowdown for those of you who are dying to steal our strat, which we lifted from the Fabled ( /kiss) is to stand next to a portal and pummel opposite color skank while cleaving skank #2. Sometimes we switch colors and run across the room and back ... wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

So of the 3 twins fights in WoW, this one fails like the Eredar Twins ledge cheese (not to be confused with head cheese or smegma (yes go look it up Teal )). Having said all that ARTHAS WTF, these girls are U.G.L.Y.

YOU ARE THE LICH KING, get better trim, stud.

Have you seen KJ's girls? Both stacked and kinky (Sacrolash could replicate herself a bunch of times) and they have a bed in their play room. Think tail action with actually tails.



FAIK ARTHAS

You shall go down because you disappoint me so.

I woke up this morning and felt like flying around. It’s not entirely attributable to my new buddy, but he was definitely my ride of choice. I zoned in to Shattrath, summoned Tartar and headed off to Nagrand. At 6:30am pretty much the entirety of Outland is exclusively mine to roam unabated.



I swung high over Halaa, secured by our orc brethren and flew low to spy emo poster boy Garrosh. Oh, Garrosh so much has changed hasn’t it?

I am an avowed Outland lover, I realize I may be fundamentally broken, but looking down upon a bygone era I realized it is time to say farewell.

Farewell Avarice, you took me in when I fled dysfunction and I love you even in repose.

I provide this elegy to past because last night <Hubris> and <Hubris> alone cleared every Ulduar hard mode (and Beasts just to be bad ass) as a wholly independent kick ass team.

Fucking Yes!

So many people made this possible: grizzled veterans, the newbiest of greenhorns, alliance rerolls and familiar faces from around the realm, thank you. To all past, present and future <Hubris> members, I hope we’ve given you as much reason to leave the past behind as I have found. There are a lot of things left to conquer and undoubtedly a lot of monologuing to sleep through (/stinkeye Tirion & Arthas), so lets continue to kick ass yo!

Oh yeah now for some guild bling (yes, I am pathetically white :/)

I truly believe had we another thirty minutes last night there would have been another twenty Iron Bound Proto Drakes clogging up the Dalaran well. All with the <Hubris> tag. Not only did we rally after a 1%, 1%, 2% Wipe on Mim, but we were within range of Knock, Knock, Knocking Freya on her ass in one night of pulls.

This note, however, isn’t explicitly about those achievements, but about us. In a little over 3 months, we’ve gone from a rag tag crew from an imploded day one guild into an increasingly efficient raiding force and that is fucking win. We are pulling faster, pulling better and teaming like, well, a team. I can’t remember a day in the last month where the raid wasn’t assembled and ready at 7pm and much to my excitement pulling prior. Thank you all. Do you remember when we didn’t get rolling toward Flame Leviathan until 7:30pm? Now he is usually dead by 7:05pm.

On top of that, strat discussion is more productive than ever, Gration and I won’t always have the right answers and I am glad that raid members are comfortable throwing out suggestions so we don’t end up grouping up for 2 hours on Mim phase 2 o.O.

Not to be out done, Malayon is diligently working on a loot mod to hopefully speed up our biggest time sink. Everyone has done a good job with timely tells, this mod will get those tells to the Loot Council faster. Thanks bud.

Additionally, we have once again been blessed with a bumper crop of applicants (yes I called you all food, now get me coffee!) As a group they have already helped immensely. For fun here are our recruitment numbers since June.

70 applicants matriculated (i.e. filled out an app)
10 accepted
9 in process (I still have no coffee in my hand /taps foot)
5 poofs
3 flame outs

Still no ferals



We’ve had 5 retirees and numerous Emeritus who’ve been there for clutch situations (Veni, Grim and Don)

As your grumpy raid enforcer I don’t praise all of the amazing things each of you has done with and for the guild. We’ve come a long way, baby. Ulduar is dying; let’s empty the clip in its face before we go, yo.

xoxoxoxoxo,
Cheertator Cal


p.s. – In the immortal words of Rig